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The 2019 BAFTAs Red Carpet Was Surprisingly Not Boring As Hell

The BAFTAs Red Carpet Was Strangely Not Your Usual Level Of Boring Britishness

In terms of purple carpets, it’s usually assumed that the BAFTAs, Britain’s night-of-nights for movie, is going to be probably the most piss-boring array of beige clothes and common uptightness of the yr. Surprisingly, 2019’s was… not that blah.

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Oh do not get me fallacious, we’ve received some VERY straight-down-the-line formalwear out here. Particularly from the royals (although who can blame them, given how everybody gets all assholey every time they even BREATHE flawed). However there were some surprisingly attractiveness, as well as some people who clearly thought they have been attending the Grammys and obtained a rude shock. That is the solely rationalization for a few of these monstrosities.

Anyway! Let’s get CRITICISING, we could? Bc lord is aware of I have impeccable taste in trend and never put a foot incorrect, and subsequently can shit throughout individuals sporting ugly footwear. Complete reality, proper there. Undoubtedly didn’t have a helmet bob as a 10-year-old, nope.

the smug smile of someone who can bitch about outfits as a result of she has Linda Evangelista hair.

CATE BLANCHETT

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Her gown might have consumed her different leg, however Our Cate seems to be fucking SEXUAL in this state of affairs, although I might perhaps do with out the armour product of plastic jewels.

MARGOT ROBBIE

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I mean, what can we say right here. Margot is perfection. It’s a Fritz Bernaise. It’s truly Chanel however I needed to make use of this gif.

JOE ‘TAYLOR SWIFT’ ALWYN

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What does this guy even do, I solely know him as Taylor Swift’s boyfriend. Who cares! He’s a babe! He is additionally sporting an alarming strait-jacket of a go well with! I hate it! But he’s scorching so who cares!

RAMI MALEK

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I fuckingggggg hate white suits. Cancel them ceaselessly! Burn them all at a pyre for destroying hideous white go well with power! Also why does Rami all the time appear to be he’s been caught smoking weed by his mum on the pink carpet.

VIGGO MORTENSEN AND SOMEONE WHO THOUGHT SNEAKERS WERE OK ON A RED CARPET

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I’m going to assume that’s his child, and never an 18-year-old wife? Either means, someone needs to let her know sneakers on purple carpets are reserved for the Teen Selection Awards and the Teen Selection Awards solely, I don’t care how cute they appear together with your sky blue slip (which could be very cute, btw).

LETITIA WRIGHT

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I do know I JUST stated to cancel white fits, however when stated white go well with is worn by rising style icon Letitia Wright, guidelines do not apply. All I’ve to say is YES YES YES YES YES, HERE FOR THIS AND EVERY SINGLE THING INVOLVED IN IT. Energy fits, come via.

RACHEL WEISZ

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Excuse me, this is not Disney On Ice, Rachel Weisz. Go and get changed.

RACHEL BROSNAHAN

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Does this, or does this not, appear to be if you did high school textiles and made your personal formal gown, and it appeared respectable but you then have been like, completed too quickly and had all these weeks left to OVERTHINK IT and add sequins, and bizarre shit, after which an enormous fucking bow, and also you ruined it and now take a look at your formal pictures and cry a single tear.

THE ROYALS

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I mean… they’re all the time beige as a boring sofa. They sort of should be. I’m wondering if Kate needs she might rock up in a Gaga meat gown just ONCE, simply once Liz, can I fucking LIVE!? Are you able to simply let me FLY MY FLAG OF FASHION KILLERNESS?

IRINA SHAYK

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I am simply dwelling for all these ladies in energy fits, being badass bitches on what is often such a boring, standard-formal-gown purple carpet. COME THRUUUUUUUUUUUU LADIES!

ELIZABETH DEBICKI

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I feel I can see terrifying 90s sheer pearlised stockings in the mix there, and I’m not right here for that development returning. It jogs my memory of my mum dressing up to go to musicals once I was a child. This perhaps has some connection to non-public abandonment issues, I’m unsure.

VICTORIA MACGRATH

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Take a look at all these PERFECT POWER SUITS, fuck me UP the women are bringing the products to the BAFTAs.

MAHERSHALA ALI

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I simply stated out loud within the too-quiet office, “if I could fuck anyone it would be Mahershala Ali while he was still wearing his BAFTAs outfit”, and I regret nothing.

TIMOTHEE CHALAMET

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Proportion probability of convincing Mahershala to have a threesome with me AND Timothee? Also on an actual trend notice how fucking DELICIOUS AND DELIGHTFUL is his matching shirt/jacket/tie state of affairs. And the boots! GodDAMN you prince of sartorial excellence.

CHIWETEL EJIOFOR & FRANCES AATERNIR

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On first look I used to be like INTO IT ALL, but then I appeared closer and… there’s a cummerbund involved. And that appears like velour tie-dye.

LINDA CARDELLINI

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WHY *clap* ARE *clap* WE *clap* ALL *clap* PERFORMING *clap* IN *clap* DISNEY *clap* ON *clap* ICE.

JOANNE TUCKER & ADAM DRIVER

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Some might disagree but I really take pleasure in Joanne’s gown right here. Adam simply seems to be normal, I mean – are you able to get mad at males for not sprucing up their tux’s? Truly, sure I can. Why do WOMEN have to look fashionable and chic and you simply get to be BORING? No less than make a snazzy jacket or tie selection, Adam.

MELISSA MCCARTHY

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Melissa seems to be bangin’ nevertheless it’s fairly stock-standard borza, I’ve seen her look WAY sexier and edgier and I wish this had like, a leg cut up or cooler details or something, you recognize? Principally it’s like, what I’d wear once I’m having a wardrobe meltdown and simply find yourself placing on the thing that I know appears good but in addition is the protected choice. Which perhaps happened! I don’t know. I’m positive celebrities also have style crises and get emotional, and then throw themselves on the mattress and scream “I’M JUST NOT FUCKING GOING BECAUSE EVERYTHING I PUT ON MAKES ME LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE MUTANT CARROTS WITH ARMS”. Not that that may be a private anecdote, no method.

BRIAN MAY & ANITA DOBSON

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Bow right down to the BAFTAs Jesus. I don’t even care that he’s sporting sneakers. Again, rules don’t apply whenever you look this epic. Also take a look at Anita Dobson over right here shitting on all of the tiny-baby-aged celebrities together with her insane determine and large temper of a gown. FUCK AGEISM BC THESE GUYS JUST WON THE RED CARPET.

MARY J. BLIGE

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I do know it’s Mary J. Blige and she or he *technically* matches within the “rules do not apply bc insanely iconic human” class, but in addition beb this isn’t the Grammys. Fly yourself to LA, stroll THAT pink carpet, and then we will speak.

OLGA KURYLENKO

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Sure sure sure yes yessssssss that is how you do sensible-yet-edgy purple carpet awards dressing bitchhhhhh!

SPIKE LEE & TONYA LEWIS LEE

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Again, that is perhaps TOO insane for the BAFTAs and would have been rather more suited to the Grammys, but in addition it’s fucking Spike Lee. So.

MILLIE MCKINTOSH

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Christ on a motorcycle, can somebody gather all these Disney On Ice backup actors and ship them down the street to the ice rink? WHAT ARE YOU DOING, NO.

FAYE WARD

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Then again, ANOTHER GREAT SUIT. It’s not the BEST go well with (I’d relatively a much less tapered leg here, I feel) and she or he completely must lose those low-sensible-heel snakeprint monsters, but the zesty neckerchief! The vibe!

ZAWE ASHTON

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It’s *virtually* “I’m a widdle baby I don’t have money, I can pay you in blocks?” levels, but the scorching pink I feel makes it work. And we should always have all discovered by now that should you’re in pink, you get an automated move from me, the pink-lover.

GLENN CLOSE

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The olds are out here absolutely destroying the competitors of their outfits, sorry not sorry. I do wish those shoulders have been extra aggressively 80s, but still.

CYNTHIA ERIVO

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WHAT ON ABSOLUTE EARTH DO YOU THINK THIS EVENT IS, CYNTHIA.

LILY COLLINS

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Oh, no. No no no no I’m calling time on see-through skirts, and I’m absolutely calling time on sporting cropped tuxedo jackets WITH see-through skirts.

VIOLA DAVIS

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You already know what, you’d assume I might hate this nevertheless it’s so 90s-throwback I feel I…. take pleasure in it? Doesn’t it just appear to be something Diane Keaton/Julia Roberts/Whoopi Goldberg/All 90s Icons would have worn circa ’95?

TATIANA KORSAKOVA

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Godddd I hate clothes the place there’s a bizarre little splurt of cloth hooked up to an in any other case fitted skirt, like the individual sporting it did a pink explosive shit that froze mid-air. But in addition… PINK! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PINK.

STACY MARTIN

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On one hand, yes to this Wednesday Adams gothic mood. On the opposite, what is that this recent hell.

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