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Gibraltar is ours as long as citizens vote to be British and the Spanish ‘have no greater claim than they do on Portugal’ after Brexit

Gibraltar is ours as long as citizens vote to be British and the Spanish 'have no greater claim than they do on Portugal' after Brexit

WITH a Brexit deal shut to being agreed, what has occurred? Somebody has shoved a Spaniard in the works, that’s what.

That Third World basket case Spain is threatening to veto any deal we strike with the European Union.

The residents of Gibraltar have turn into fiercely protecting of their British citizenship

They’re getting indignant about what is going to occur to Gibraltar.

They get themselves very labored up about Gibraltar, the Spaniards.

Forgetting solely that they “own” three islands just a few hundred metres from the coast of Morocco — Ceuta, Melilla and Perejil.

A lot to the fury of the Moroccans, who claim, with some justification, that the islands are theirs.

 The Spanish have no greater claim on Gibraltar than they do on Portugal

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The Spanish have no greater claim on Gibraltar than they do on Portugal

Gibraltar, in the meantime, is inhabited by British individuals who vote, each time, that they very a lot need to stay British.

The Spanish have no greater claim on Gibraltar than they do on Portugal.

However that’s not all. The behaviour of the Spanish is but one more reason why we should always be glad to be rid of the EU.

Yet one more gobby, bankrupt, mismanaged nation making an attempt to inform us what to do.

 Tensions between the British and Spanish governments have been raised on issues surrounding the sovereignty of Gibraltar

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Tensions between the British and Spanish governments have been raised on points surrounding the sovereignty of Gibraltar

A rustic which retains afloat solely due to the cash we pour into it.

Its debt is staggering — so large, that if it was piled up in single greenback payments it will attain 97,018 miles excessive.

That’s extra than a 3rd of the means to the moon.

Unemployment? Si, senor. They definitely have that.

 The Sun's campaign to stop Spain gaining ownership of The Rock

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The Solar’s marketing campaign to cease Spain gaining possession of The Rock

Youth unemployment presently stands at above 34 per cent — the sort of factor you may anticipate in sub-Saharan Africa (of which Spain is virtually an element).

Roughly one in 5 Spaniards is out of labor.

Not shocking, then, that nearly no one in Spain needs to be Spanish.

All of them need to get the hell out. Most notably the Catalans, whose free and truthful vote for independence was brutally crushed by the Spanish authorities and the EU.

 Being a democracy for only 43 years - fascism is never far from the surface in Spain

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Being a democracy for less than 43 years – fascism is by no means removed from the floor in Spain

Fascism is by no means removed from the floor in Spain.

Don’t overlook, it’s been a democracy for less than 43 years, having been a fascist dictatorship earlier than then.

The Galicians, up in the north west, need independence. The Basques need independence.

Down in the arid south the Andalusians fairly fancy breaking free, too.

 Everywhere you look in Spain there’s people telling you they’d rather be somewhere else altogether

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In all places you look in Spain there’s individuals telling you they’d slightly be elsewhere altogether

In all places you look in Spain there’s individuals telling you they’d fairly be elsewhere altogether. Anyplace however Spain.

A rustic whose solely redeemable high quality is a heat local weather for Germans and Brits to get p***ed in.

However this is the factor about the EU, and why we should take away ourselves pronto.

The UK being dictated to by Spain is a bit like El Salvador telling the US what it will probably and can’t do.

 The UK being dictated to by Spain is a bit like El Salvador telling the US what it can and can’t do

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The UK being dictated to by Spain is a bit like El Salvador telling the US what it could possibly and can’t do

And but for all the whereas we’re in the EU, this is what is going to occur.

No marvel extra and extra smart nations are starting to think about their choices.

Sir Francis Drake took the proper strategy to Spain.

End a leisurely recreation of bowls then go and defeat their complete armada in about half an hour. (They’re nonetheless cross about that, too.)

 Spain's President Pedro Sanchez can veto as much as he likes, but Gibraltar's future will never be negotiable

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Spain’s President Pedro Sanchez can veto as a lot as he likes, however Gibraltar’s future won’t ever be negotiable

We should always inform the Spanish that the standing of Gibraltar won’t ever be negotiable so long as a majority of its citizens want to stay British.

Inform their smug boss Pedro Sanchez that he can veto as a lot as he likes, however that may by no means change.

And at the similar time, help Morocco’s proper to reclaim Ceuta, Melilla and Perejil from these tapas-munching, bone idle hypocrites.

Theresa Might addresses post-Brexit relations in PM’s Gibraltar Nationwide Day annual message

Drama Queen Prince

PRINCE WILLIAM has been speaking about when he was “very sad and very down” once more.

This time whereas working for the Air Ambulance.

 Prince William opens up about when he was 'very sad and very down' working for Air Ambulance at a mental health forum

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Prince William opens up about when he was ‘very unhappy and very down’ working for Air Ambulance at a psychological well being discussion board

One incident, he stated, pushed him over the edge.

Wills was talking at a discussion board on psychological well being, which appears to be his pastime.

He appears a pleasant bloke, Wills. However he does somewhat make a melodrama of his temper swings.

Feeling a bit down isn’t melancholy, which is a merciless sickness from which hundreds of thousands endure.

Simply sometimes a little bit of stiff higher lip wouldn’t go amiss, mate.

We’ve acquired Meghan to do sufficient emoting for the whole Royal Household.

Prince William reveals air ambulance callouts to injured youngsters ‘took him over the edge’

A Bible lesson

JUSTIN’s opened his gob once more.

Sure, I imply our Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby.

 Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, has been debating on the gender of God

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Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, has been debating on the gender of God

He’s been opining on the gender of God.

Not precisely a he, stated Justin, not in an earthly sense. Not likely a woman both. So . . . um . . . what are you saying, mate? God’s transitioning?

How fortunate we’re to have as head of our church a chap who is aware of so a lot better than the Holy Bible, which refers to God as a person all through.

Capricious Dele Alli

OK Dele Alli, you possibly can have your penthouse suite.
And only for the second we gained’t get arsey about you enjoying the “big I am” at the lodge reception desk.

 Dele Alli has signed a new six-year contract at Tottenham

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Dele Alli has signed a brand new six-year contract at Tottenham

Get via to the last of the Nations League event and we’ll even allow you to raid the mini-bar with out quibbling.

However lose and everybody will be on your again, mate.

It’s the method of the world.

Case of Elton advert nausea

PRIZE for crassest Christmas advert up to now goes to Marks & Spencer in Nottingham.

Two shows. One for males, promoting: “Must-have outfits to impress.”

 John Lewis' Christmas ad urges us to celebrate the miracle of Elton John

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John Lewis’ Christmas advert urges us to rejoice the miracle of Elton John

The opposite for ladies: “Must-have fancy little knickers.”

Did they do it simply to wind up the ladies?

The store dummies are sporting bright-red frilly knickers.

Which, as my spouse stated to me (fairly acidly) have been the one Christmas current no lady has ever needed.

Elton John tells the story of how he requested a member of employees to cease it being so windy outdoors his lodge, after being up all night time on cocaine

In the meantime, a extra conventional providing from John Lewis.

This yr the retailer’s telly advert urges us to have fun the miracle of Elton John.

It’s a bit bit humorous, this sense inside – somebody deliver me a bucket.

In the arms of the Kray twins

THEY have been genuinely considering of creating one in every of Vladimir Putin’s cronies the head of worldwide crime company Interpol.

That might have been like placing the Metropolitan Police in the arms of the Kray twins.

However thanks to a riot by the UK, amongst others, the publish has now gone to some South Korean geezer.

I’m barely stunned they didn’t go for a North Korean as an alternative.

The final boss, by the method, was arrested for bribery in China.

Thoughts the way you go then.

Shelby’s scorching shot

NOW is the time of yr when celebrities begin publicising their calendars for the following yr.

I’ve tried to get in on the act. Let me tantalise you.

 It's the time of year when celebrities start publicising their calendars for the following year - but we couldn't get a picture of Shelby Tribble's calendar

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It is the time of yr when celebrities begin publicising their calendars for the following yr – however we could not get an image of Shelby Tribble’s calendar

March depicts me mendacity bare in mattress save for a pair of ripped Speedos, with a come-hither expression on my face, consuming a Greggs steak bake.

 Greggs steak bake

Greggs steak bake

October is me watching Match OfThe Day in a leather-based basque.

I assumed perhaps we might run a few promotional photographs on this web page.

However the image desk stated a reasonably emphatic: “No”.

We couldn’t even get a shot from Shelby Tribble’s calendar, whoever she is. Right here’s an image of her anyway.

Towie’s Chloe Lewis and Shelby Tribble look beautiful in princess robes as they movie collection finale

The Beeb in want of stability

GOOD stuff from the former Cupboard minister Peter Lilley in yesterday’s Solar. He tore the BBC to shreds for its grotesque bias about Brexit.

He was particularly proper to have a go at the company’s ludicrous “fact-checker”, Chris Morris.

They wheel out this bloke each time they need help for their very own liberal opinions.

The concept he is goal is absurd. It’s not a fact-checker you need, BBC. It’s a bit little bit of stability.

Brexiteer Nadine Dorries blames males for not placing letters in to oust the PM

 

 

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